D:

Last night, I had a strange and vivid dream. I had these intense pains in my stomach, and my organs were, like, coming out of my vagina. And lots of blood. And then, I gave birth to a baby, but it was really small, like, the size of an Ipod. (I'm using mine for reference, it's a fourth generation, not a current one) But it drowned. And then I woke up. An unsettling beginning to an otherwise uneventful day.
It occurred to me in Science today that one of my classmates is almost exactly like a beached elephant seal when he laughs.
We watched a hilariously late 80s/early 90s educational film in Social Studies, about the whiskey tax. The best part was, I think, when this stupid ginger who's hair looks like pubes gets run over by a mail truck, and then the mailman gets out, and his face is JUST EXACTLY LIKE the texting smiley face, D:
I MEAN EXACTLY.
Also, report cards came out. All A's, except for P.E., which I have a 92 in... I have no idea why because I never sat out and I always wore P.E. clothes. Maybe I can get my mother to bitch to the school...? I will probably just email him.
SIGH.