Tampons.

I kind of have a love hate relationship with tampons.
Well, I hate having my period. Mostly.
But, I kind of like tampons. I bought some new tampons the other day, at CVS, and I fucking love them.
There's nothing special about them, except that they come in COLORS. The wrapper. Different colors. Yellow, dark blue, neon green, and hot pink. Hot pink is my favorite. Yellow is my least favorite.
How fucking great is that?
Hot damn.
I think it's kind of sad that all it takes to make me happy is some colored tampons. Oh, and also they come in this kick ass black box that looks kinda edgy and it makes me feel awesome.
The brand, by the way, is U by Kotex. Didn't get paid to say that.