Hi.

Hello. This is my blog. I guess. And stuff and things.
Well, I learned this evening that it is possible to eat TOO MUCH of the ambrosia known as Haiggen Dass... Haigen... Haigggen... Ha... you know. Coffee ice cream.
And, in my brain, I know this to be true, I have always known it to be true, but in my heart I hoped it wasn't.
Well.
I ate... an entire pint. In two sittings. In one evening.
I feel like a fatass.
Fat ass?
Fatass.
But that's okay. I'm actually pretty skinny.
I have decided that I am going to try and avoid telling lies on this blog. I like to tell lies. I lie a lot. Just for the hell of it. (I think that means I'm a sociopath)
But I won't, for the sake of preserving the integrity of this blog.
So.
I should probably tell you a little about myself, but I'm not.
Use your imagination.