I'm not sick but I'm not well

So how are you? I'm good. I'm doing pretty good, actually. WHO NEEDS GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS?
That's just how we roll in the rural South.
I'm doing well. I had thought that high school would be hard, but I'm actually doing very well. Report cards went out yesterday. They were good. I thought math would be hard, but it's hard. I feel good. God knows I measure my self-worth by numbers, why not learn other things to do with numbers? What am I talking about?
Tomorrow, I am going to the State Fair. I enjoy the State Fair, but unfortunately we will be selling 'ham biscuits' at the Kiwanis booth. Because I'm in Key Club. Why did I sign up for Key Club? I don't know, it's terrible and boring. But whatever. Oh, I remember, to pad college applications.
The other day in Biology we separated the DNA from strawberry. The cheesecloth we used to strain the mashed strawberry with looked like a used pad, but other than that it was actually super cool. You could actually legit see the DNA. It was AWESOME. I love science.
I've been thinking about politics lately. I wish I were better at politics, but I'm really not. You know what I've noticed? So, there's fuckloads of hype about the Republican candidates... but you never hear a damn thing about the Democrats. What the fuck is that? I think we need some fresh faces in the Democratic race. I feel like everyone is assuming Obama is going to be the Democratic candidate- but has that actually been decided? I don't think it has. This is ridiculous. And NO ONE else has noticed this. Okay, so I'm on the first google result I got, and there are two candidates, Obama and some dude named Terry... wait, no, Randall Terry. Who is both pro-life and anti-LGBT.
AWESOME, guys. FUCKING AWESOME. Let's all just have a slow clap for the democratic party, shall we? That's what I fucking thought. Goddamn. Maybe I should fucking run. With these two bozos, I think I might actually stand a chance. Nevermind that I have to be 35, I'll just pull a reverse Courtney Stodden. Does that sound like a sex position? That's because it is.
Also, apparently the Naked Cowboy and the chick from Roseanne are running as independents. WTF IS THIS? YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE U.S. POLITICAL SYSTEM.
Plus, rum tastes absolutely awful.

Quintessential.

I often have a lot of things to talk about, and I sometimes, on the bus, write them down on notecards, but then I misplace the notecards. So it's really a very flawed system.
Today, we took our six weeks benchmark assessment in Biology. I got a ninety three, which is the worst test grade I've gotten so far, but still pretty good considering that benchmark assessments are composed by the state rather than the teacher. And then we took a quiz on 'Wake Ups', a wake up being something we complete every morning- She puts a question about yesterday's topic on the board, and we copy down the question in our notebook and then answer it, changing our answer if we are incorrect. Unfortunately, she never actually TOLD us that we would ever be tested on them- which probably would have been a really good idea, considering how poorly people did on the assignment. (I got an eighty eight- I missed one out of eight. That's what I get for not reading the question thoroughly, I guess.)
Also, yesterday I asked our Biology teacher if photons are bosons or fermions. She first asked me to repeat the question twice, and then still did not seem to understand. Wisely, she told me that she wasn't sure and would get back to me today. Unfortunately, she didn't, but thanks to physicsworld.com, I have confirmed that photons are, in fact, bosons. You're welcome. Particle physics are really cool.
And then... I am not enjoying PE in the least. I did get the lazy PE teacher; however, he is actually SO lazy that he lets the other, mean PE teacher do everything while he apparently sits in his office and gets high. So, it's really, not an ideal situation.
Additionally, I have learned how to make cake... in a mug. WITH A MICROWAVE. My life is complete.