Snow day... but not.

Well, today, I am home from school. All day. Due to snow. It's 1:10. No snow. None. School, had we had it, will end in less than two hours.
No snow.
They cancelled it this morning. I woke up and I was confused because it was 8:30. I looked out the window, but there was no snow.
I was concerned for a minute because I thought maybe my dad had forgotten to wake me up.
My mom would never forget, but my dad... oy. He loses track of time.
So, I've been home alone since 10 am, since my parents, y'know, actually have jobs, and I'm bored. Very very bored.
And, of course, my best friend has been sick since Friday.

Tampons.

I kind of have a love hate relationship with tampons.
Well, I hate having my period. Mostly.
But, I kind of like tampons. I bought some new tampons the other day, at CVS, and I fucking love them.
There's nothing special about them, except that they come in COLORS. The wrapper. Different colors. Yellow, dark blue, neon green, and hot pink. Hot pink is my favorite. Yellow is my least favorite.
How fucking great is that?
Hot damn.
I think it's kind of sad that all it takes to make me happy is some colored tampons. Oh, and also they come in this kick ass black box that looks kinda edgy and it makes me feel awesome.
The brand, by the way, is U by Kotex. Didn't get paid to say that.